Thursday, June 19, 2008

Blag Dahlia of The Dwarves - Issue 60

So...what have all you been up to the past few years? Haven't heard much album-wise from The Dwarves since "The Dwarves Must Die"... Are there plans for another album or did the title track basically say it all?

I’m glad you asked that. We have, in fact, died. I’m writing this in a fit of prognostication years before you even wrote to me.

As luck would have it, the Dwarves Lost Albums are now starting to emerge. Stuff deemed too bizarre when first conceived is now understandable by even our most retarded fans. We shall return!

The Dwarves are well known for their savage live shows... are there any plans to tour in the states anytime soon?

Look for East Coast and Mid West dates for Fall in the US and some Europe in the summer.


Though the original Dwarves sound was almost 100% raw punk rock, your sound has evolved and become a much more mature and distinct one all your own... How would you describe The Dwarves' sound today?

If the best punk band suddenly got talented, it would be us. All genres styles and flavors represented. Legends!

Who were some of your influences in the music world? What originally made you want to go out and rock a stage?

Vagina in all its many forms. Little pink ones with an absence of hair.


Tell me a little about your book. When did you decide to get into writing books?

My last novel was “Nina”, the story of a young girl and all the dirty things she does. I like novels because unlike music, people who are retarded really can’t appreciate them. Reading is fundamental!

Any future plans for you outside the band? How about a solo album? ...And what would it sound like?

Attached is a mix from something new by me and some friends. It isn’t Dwarves and it isn’t exactly Blag either. It’s classic so watch out for it!

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